|Battenkill Veterinary Equine P.C.
518 State Route 29 Greenwich NY 12834
phone: (518) 692 - 2000 after hours answering service (518) 692 - 2000 or 1 (877) 770-5416
Fax: (518) 692 - 7554 firstname.lastname@example.org
|Straight from the horses mouth...
Q: A man rode his horse to town on Friday.
The next day he rode back on Friday. How
is this possible?
A: The horse's name was Friday.
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Q: What did the teacher say when the
horse walked into the class?
A: Why the long face?
Q: What do you call a horse that lives next
A: A neigh-bor!
Q: When does a horse talk?
A: Whinney wants to!
Q: What horses keep late hours?
Q: When does a horse remind you of money?
A: When it's a Quarter Horse!
|Horse Colors and Markings