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Battenkill Veterinary Equine P.C.
518 State Route 29 Greenwich NY 12834
phone: (518) 692 - 2000  after hours answering service (518) 692 - 2000 or 1 (877) 770-5416
Fax: (518) 692 - 7554  info@battenkillequine.com
Straight from the horses mouth...
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put it on this page!
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Horse Joke:
Western tack...
English tack...
Q: A man rode his horse to town on Friday.
The next day he rode back on Friday. How
is this possible?
A: The horse's name was Friday.

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

Q: What did the teacher say when the
horse walked into the class?
A: Why the long face?

Q: What do you call a horse that lives next
door?
A: A neigh-bor!

Q: When does a horse talk?
A: Whinney wants to!

Q: What horses keep late hours?
A: Nightmares!

Q: When does a horse remind you of money?
A: When it's a Quarter Horse!
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